ABOUT

Gemma’s biog by Paul:

Good at:
Posture. She has ridiculously good posture all the time and just looking at her makes me feel exhausted. She’s also incredibly nice to everyone all the time – you can’t even provoke her into a disagreement. She should work as some kind of peace envoy – in the straight back department or something.

Bad at:
Not bringing me cake when I say I’m trying to eat healthily. Not sneezing within 10 seconds of seeing a cat from 500 yards. Being on time – she’s ALWAYS late. Having confidence in her amazing singing ability.

Weird about:
I’ve noticed she sometimes talks to cups. Her favourite soft toy is a piece of toast. She thinks everyone has the same pair of shoes as her quite often when nobody does. She will just wander off and seems to trust in the universe that she will find her way to wherever it is she wants to be – this wouldn’t usually be a problem but she works ON A CRUISE SHIP.

Useful skills:
Bringing me cake (ignore the above). She can hear immediately when a harmony is off. Locating good burger bar chains.

Greatest fear:
She would probably say something normal like die alone but the real answer is people not following recipes exactly when cooking.

Her perfect day:
Probably get up horribly early to see the sun rise on a beach somewhere exotic before doing some kind of yoga thing and eating weird nuts and berries. Then exploring some old village whilst also miraculously finding a greasy burger chain inexplicably located in this scenic and historic utopia. Then a brisk walk through nature in the afternoon – probably talking to random birds and twigs on the ground, then home for a hot chocolate and pancakes (classic lemon and sugar). She’d probably want to spend the evening watching a Disney film under a thick blanket in front of a log fire, laying in some kind of weird nest made from of hundreds of fairy lights.

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